What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?

He : I'm 24.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why should the US public listen to Lauren Boebert, the queen of hypocrisy tell us, "We need morals back in our nation" when her real-time video is the heartbeat of immoral? Why does her audio not match her video?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Thank you.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Sure.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Because it's month of August.

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What is the best phrase that sums up Tim Burton's Netflix Wednesday series cast? What is your unedited opinion about it?

He : Tea ?

Me : No

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

How can I decorate my house creatively?

Me : I don't drink

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.